American Accent's

Please tell me I do not sound like this!

It is now official I am declaring Washington state a separate country! We are no longer affiliated with the United States of America.  This really should have happened when we elected Bush the first time.

Time to vote on our new motto

Please vote on your favorite or suggest a better one! remember you are now a Proud Noble Citizen of the Country of Washington!

“The Country of Washington, Bring an umbrella and some flannel…. And prozac”

“Become imbue in Washington and enjoy some coffee and grunge rock.”

“Legalize it, oh wait we did.”

“Washington grown apples (pointing to boobs)”

“The glittery gay vampire is not fucking real and does not live here!”

Gingers Do have souls!

Um okay there are wayyyyyyyyyy too many things wrong with this guy first of all I think he is serious!

If anyone goes to school with this guy run and hide when he pulls out of the shotgun to kill all the ginger haters.

And just so everyone knows gingers do have souls but they are considered defective ones and are not accepted as currency at the gates of heaven.

Uber Nerd to the rescue!

Okay I admit it…. I am a WoW nerd. And depending on who you talk to it either increases my hotness points like 50 billion or makes me slightly less hot. I believe the girls at the bar decided I was a 8 instead of a 9 because of it, and the guys decided I was a 20.

I have always been a closet nerd and in high school was called out on it when I joined a conversation about pokemon and Cowboy Bebop. Justin jumped on the couch ala Tom Cruise style and started yelling “you’re a fucking nerd! I knew it! You like pokemon and anime! You’re a closet nerd!”

In fact that was part of my wedding toast to justin. I had to include the story of how we became pretty good friends and I think I made an elderly relative pee their pants.

But on to WoW, in kitsap county I know a ton of girls who play and let me tell you they are fucking hot, and luckily they all happen to be friends with me so when I finally broke down and decided I needed to try it and pray to God that I didn’t get addicted I had a ton of backup and people to explain the subtle nuances of the game.

Such as when some guy stops you and proposes to you in the game once they find out you are a female it is best to gently let them down instead of jumping off a cliff and dying. And when that happens to you outside the game once a guy figures out you play a cliff is defiantly not a good option.

Bad Choice's in My Life

Growing up I made quite a few bad choices. Driving a guys truck into the ocean seemed like a great idea at the time… no fuck that he deserved it.

Okay well I made bad choices growing up but looking back it amazes me how I never got shot, got arrested or stalked…. Oh wait I did have a couple stalkers in high school. But that is a story for another time.

I have been pretty much living with my best friend from high school Sam for awhile now and some of the stories that get told make me cringe and wonder how we didn’t die.

For example watching "Nitro Circus" a couple weeks ago we were reminded of my own personal "Slip and Bleed" and the time Sam went flying missed the pool at the end of it and hitting a tree and not being able to find her for a good 5 minutes.

Turned out she had the wind knocked out of her and had rolled under a bush and was having a wonderful conversation with a caterpillar about pickles. Really should have taken her to the hospital but this was actually very normal.