Okay I admit it…. I am a WoW nerd. And depending on who you talk to it either increases my hotness points like 50 billion or makes me slightly less hot. I believe the girls at the bar decided I was a 8 instead of a 9 because of it, and the guys decided I was a 20.
I have always been a closet nerd and in high school was called out on it when I joined a conversation about pokemon and Cowboy Bebop. Justin jumped on the couch ala Tom Cruise style and started yelling “you’re a fucking nerd! I knew it! You like pokemon and anime! You’re a closet nerd!”
In fact that was part of my wedding toast to justin. I had to include the story of how we became pretty good friends and I think I made an elderly relative pee their pants.
But on to WoW, in kitsap county I know a ton of girls who play and let me tell you they are fucking hot, and luckily they all happen to be friends with me so when I finally broke down and decided I needed to try it and pray to God that I didn’t get addicted I had a ton of backup and people to explain the subtle nuances of the game.
Such as when some guy stops you and proposes to you in the game once they find out you are a female it is best to gently let them down instead of jumping off a cliff and dying. And when that happens to you outside the game once a guy figures out you play a cliff is defiantly not a good option.
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