Growing up I made quite a few bad choices. Driving a guys truck into the ocean seemed like a great idea at the time… no fuck that he deserved it.
Okay well I made bad choices growing up but looking back it amazes me how I never got shot, got arrested or stalked…. Oh wait I did have a couple stalkers in high school. But that is a story for another time.
I have been pretty much living with my best friend from high school Sam for awhile now and some of the stories that get told make me cringe and wonder how we didn’t die.
For example watching "Nitro Circus" a couple weeks ago we were reminded of my own personal "Slip and Bleed" and the time Sam went flying missed the pool at the end of it and hitting a tree and not being able to find her for a good 5 minutes.
Turned out she had the wind knocked out of her and had rolled under a bush and was having a wonderful conversation with a caterpillar about pickles. Really should have taken her to the hospital but this was actually very normal.
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